Willie Wrappers – New Product Announcement

admin —  June 16, 2010 — 1 Comment

“I Can Get Off On You” (our number one seller)
“The Best I can Give Her” (for the selective man)
“There’s Nothing I can Do About It Now” (These leak)
“Roly Poly” (extra extra large)
“Carefree Moments” (easy on)
“Don’t Cuss The Fiddle” (easy off)
“Do Right Woman, Do Right Man” (fits both partners)
“Don’t You Ever Get Tired of Hurting Me” (coated with sand)
“Faded Love” (colored version)
“Funny How Time Slips Away” (very very thin)
“Hello Walls” (no explanation needed)
“I Don’t Feel Anything” (very thick)
“If You Could Touch Her At All”
“In The Jailhouse Now” (for teens)
“Let Me Be A Man” (no assistance needed)
“It Should Be Easier Now” (lubricated)
“It Turns Me Inside Out” (Velcro)
“So Much To Do” (instructions included)
“Little Things” (you know who you are)
“The Last Thing On My Mind” (yeah right)
“It Wouldn’t Be The Same Without You”
“I’ve Got The Craziest Feeling” (coated with Ben Gay)
“Something to Think About” (some break, some don’t)
“Pick Up The Tempo” (comes with “Me and the Drummer” Cassette)
“Till I Can Gain Control Again” (Stays on until you decide)
“Tougher Than Leather” (for the ultimate protection)
“Wake Me When It’s Over” (self explanatory)
“Why Do I Have To Choose?” (one of each version)
“Stay All Night” (Stay A Little Longer)
“Milk Cow Blues” (very tight product)
“Mr. Record Man” (call Guinness before starting)
“Three Days” (This one will wear you out)
“Just Out of Reach” (these won’t fit most)
“Bridge Over Troubled Water”
“All of Me” (these fit anyone)
“Touch Me” (not wrapped)
“My Kind of Girl” (cheapest available)
“You’ll Never Know” (for the extra small man)
“A Whiter Shade of Pale” (colored product)
“To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before”
“Stay Away From Lonely Places”
“Once Alone’ (don’t need a partner with this product)
“All Of Me” (Why not take all of me?)
“Let It Be Me” (worn by anyone)
“Let’s Pretend We’re Strangers” (fantasy version)

No Longer Available: “Bloody Mary Morning”



One response to Willie Wrappers – New Product Announcement

  1. Shirley Peters July 22, 2014 at 12:15 AM

    I am not amused at this and I’m certainly not a prude. Come on you people who represent Willie and family…

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